We've been staying at a campground in NC called Wildlife Woods. It is right next to a familywe know called the Hoffman Family. After doing some very intense research (for about 0.00 seconds) i figured out that they, the Hoffmans, have (basically) all J names, for the kids, and that, of course, our family has all N names, for the kids. Was that a run-on sentence? Somebody, please, you gotta help me! I don't rewrite that sentence over again ('cause my mom will make me)! Please! I don't wanna. Please end save me from this pit of endless pain, agony, and dispair. Please! Save me!
Anywho, I just finished playing Wii Fit Plus! Did you get that? Wii Fit...
How's that for an encore.
Did I mention the word...
Hey Nicole, I'm stealing your idea! Now it's twice stolen! ☺
It's called (drumroll please!)...
OK! STOP! STOP THE DRUMROLL!
Silly Stuff Sunday!
And since I'm in a great mood for humor, as you can see, today is the FIRST DAY, and I'm going to give you a sneak peak at what Silly Stuff Sunday is all about! First we... um... ah... hm... well... I... I... I haven't given it much thought. Lemme think..........................................................................................................
And we're back, with more of... well mabye not more. Let me start that again And we're back with Silly... Stuff... Sunday! (insert theme song "Silly Stuff Sunday!" here)
Ahem. Taptaptap. (That's the conductor tapping his magical Conductor's Stick (From Walmart no less. He got it on sale for $9.95, which is a pretty good price for a Conductor's Stick. Save Money, Live Better... Wallmart! OK, OK. I'm advertising. Let's get back to the song. Actually the song didn't even start. I shoulda said... Let's start the song!))
Well... It's... Silly Stuff Sunday and glad you're here!
Everything we share will give you lots of cheer!
We love it here at Silly Stuff Sunday 'cause it's just so funny!
It makes you wanna hop and bounce around like a bunny!
We love it here 'cause... (music winds down)
HOP AND BOUNCE AROUND LIKE A BUNNY?
WHAT'S A BUNNY GOT TO DO WITH IT?
OH NEVER MIND!
JUST START THE SHOW WITH NO SONG!
BUT NEXT TIME YOU GUYS BETTER HAVE IT READY!
YOU HEAR ME?
WOULD YOU JUST PLEASE START THE SHOW NOW!
OK. (That's the songwriter. Well one of them. All the rest ran away. Why? If you geussed because of the boss...
DINGDINGDING! Give the man a prize! Or mabye your a woman, or a, boy, or a girl. No offence to woman for using you as an afterthought, and no offence to girls for mentioning them last.) Anywho...
Silly Stuff Sunday is now on the air!
Or the web, whichever comes first.
I think the second one comes first but I'm already way of track.
Here it is...
Silly Stuff Sunday!
A rhinoceros horn is made of compacted hair.
The shortest war in history was between Zanzibar and England in 1896. Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes.
A snail can sleep for 3 years.
The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. If you toot consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
Polar bears are left-handed.
Butterflies taste with their feet. Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.
There are more chickens than people in the world.
Almonds are members of the peach family.
In most advertisements, including newspapers, the time
displayed on a watch is 10:10.
A dragonfly has a lifespan of 24 hours.
A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.
In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak.
Educating isn't it kids!
Now go out and amaze your friends with your new knowledge!